Reality Television and Armored Dildo's

Me and a friend got into a discussion about reality TV and how much it has expanded into the mainstream of everyday television, Personally, if I want to see reality on TV, (A) I will turn off the fucking TV (B) walk outside and take a deep breath of reality.
I find shows like Survivor and Big Brother really lacking in quality and original ideas, I mean come on, how many times can you watch a bunch of idiots all sitting around in a house trying to to outdo each other with lies, tricks and whatever else ? It tends to get a little fucking old. Lets make it interesting, for example, Survivor, same bullshit, different fucking name, come on people. Instead of just kicking the idiot off the island, KILL EM !!
I mean come on, wouldn't that be the true meaning of survivor ? Take 12 people, throw them on an island in the middle of the south pacific, armed with only their common sense (or lack of) and then put a convicted mass murderer on the island with every gun, knife, available, let him hunt these idiots, killing them off one by one, but when the last man standing, the killer stops and the winner gets a million dollars and a lifetime of nightmare's to boot. Now that would be a good show and one worth watching, or maybe, put a cannibal tribe on the island,and make all the contestants wear nothing but their underwear, (Male & female), the last one to survive, wins a million and gets a lifetime membership to the fruit of the month club. Big brother could be twisted around, instead of voting on who goes, make it a free-for-all-ass-kicking, anybody not in a coma or needing medical attention from the incredible beating they just took from that 500 pnd fat will get to stay. It would certainly keep people tuned to the television and hell, the ratings would skyrocket, at least until nobody else has the balls to go on these fucking shows, then cancel them, back to cartoons and CSI:Miami. Lets make reality television interesting, because that's "reality"! And if you really need a dose of reality, get off the computer, turn off the TV, un-glue your fat ass from the recliner,step outside and take a deep breath of reality, now,how hard was that ? and last not but not leaast, a little quote from my friend that helped me think up this nice little post "you are the weakest link, goodbye" "BANG"